shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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