Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am available for nakedness
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