shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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