are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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