I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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