It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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