you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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