Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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