i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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