And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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