I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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