id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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