i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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