dude i'm inner monologue high
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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