She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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