we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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