he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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