We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have aggressive nipples.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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