just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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