Don't you send me to vm
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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