what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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