Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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