Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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