Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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