She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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