We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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