is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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