just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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