yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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