we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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