So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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