You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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