Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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