Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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