i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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