Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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