if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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