I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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