i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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