hotel room ftw
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
