i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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