Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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