EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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