Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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