The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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