please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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