Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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