My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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