Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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