its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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