I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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