I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You are the jesus of drinking
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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