I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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