Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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