dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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